i'm magnolia... you might know who i am (lets be honest, you do).

i know this is cliche as fuck but i already don't like you. or anyone reading this as a matter of fact. you probably just want to laugh at my funny quips or my demeanor. or you think i look- eugh- "cute". or, you're pitching a tent in your pants because you want to see me naked. either way, you have good taste. but good luck with any of that.

i don't really know where i'm going with this, but at the end of the day you should know i'm better than you. yes! yes i am! when you think about it, i've been here much longer than you have. respect your elders. so if anything it's going to be me asking things of you. i'm not here for your entertaiment, you're here for mine. i deal with enough crap as it is.

yeah... it's pretty awesome being a vampire, but you know the whole deal with that already. only a fool would take it for granted!

it's really just everyone else. they don't get it. i don't expect you to, either, but of course i expected... to expect you to not expect...

fuck off i'm tired. just know your place